You know that feeling: just when you think The Arsenal have turned a corner and results start to match performances, the other shoe drops and calamity, a David Luiz penalty, two (2?!) league defeats to Brighton & Hove Albion, a Mike Dean refereeing special, commences. It's inevitable. Let's just be honest about it, ya know?
The Hope Shirt That Kills Home Shirt will at least give some comfort while your hope dies a slow, excruciating death.